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crunchier:

*fails test* it’s a metaphor

4 days ago on September 27th, 2014 | J | 20,371 notes
person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made
4 days ago on September 27th, 2014 | J | 356,445 notes
eloqucet:

Mountains Above Glacier Bay, Alaska by isaac.borrego on Flickr.

eloqucet:

Mountains Above Glacier Bay, Alaska by isaac.borrego on Flickr.

4 days ago on September 27th, 2014 | J | 600 notes
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tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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4 days ago on September 27th, 2014 | J | 239,660 notes
little-sugar-kitten:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

ronfancy:

THEY HAVE NUBS INSTEAD OF LEGS.

THEIR TUMMIES ARE ALMOST TOUCHING THE GROUND.

MY HEART

little-sugar-kitten:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

ronfancy:

THEY HAVE NUBS INSTEAD OF LEGS.

THEIR TUMMIES ARE ALMOST TOUCHING THE GROUND.

MY HEART

4 days ago on September 27th, 2014 | J | 496,386 notes

bibleslut:

steal her style: too turnt

wren leopard shorts ($170)

american apparel crop top ($24)

vaubel chunky ring necklace ($2,596)

alexander mcqueen gala headband ($220)

smirnoff vodka ($18)

4 days ago on September 27th, 2014 | J | 46,090 notes
4 days ago on September 27th, 2014 | J | 1,189,501 notes
ymkef:

badgal2:

dzolamboto:

oregonfairy:


The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.

this always gives me chills


Insane.

Always reblog

Sick

ymkef:

badgal2:

dzolamboto:

oregonfairy:

The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.

this always gives me chills

Insane.

Always reblog

Sick

4 days ago on September 27th, 2014 | J | 477,026 notes

How to ruin people’s lives:

ya-boy-levi:

asbehsam:

hotcanadianjeanbo:

50shadesoftobias:

  1. Write a book
  2. Create awesome characters
  3. Kill them

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4 days ago on September 27th, 2014 | J | 51,579 notes
avoidghosts:

is he wearing a “u mad bro” shirt?

avoidghosts:

is he wearing a “u mad bro” shirt?

4 days ago on September 27th, 2014 | J | 253,475 notes
thatsmoderatelyraven:

Steal His Look: Old Man Jenkins
Kent Wang Polo Light Blue - $265
Lip Gloss - Charlotte Tilbury - $81
Miu Miu Sunglasses - $390
Irish Walking Stick - $67.99

thatsmoderatelyraven:

Steal His Look: Old Man Jenkins

Kent Wang Polo Light Blue - $265

Lip Gloss - Charlotte Tilbury - $81

Miu Miu Sunglasses - $390

Irish Walking Stick - $67.99

4 days ago on September 27th, 2014 | J | 120,343 notes

Grass Starters | Water Starters | Fire Starters

4 days ago on September 27th, 2014 | J | 871 notes

Grass Starters | Water Starters | Fire Starters

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