when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again
YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE
how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.
We really don’t know how we function. Please help us.
Today is my birthday and I was surprised by this Fullmetal Alchemist flamel cake of amazing. The cake is red velvet and the filling is a coconut cream with real coconut shavings. I cannot even begin to guess how much the whole thing weighs (as my food scale doesn’t go that high), but as you can see by the picture of the little wing piece on the scale, just that much is 483g (just over a pound)! I admit I was crying a little inside when I cut into it because it was so awesome looking and I didn’t want to destroy it. But then I wanted to eat cake so I was like, bye bye flamel.
they’re just a bunch of kids
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what type of rock is a really good friend
rocks will be your only friends if you ever use this joke
I had the best day ever.
Opal Creek, Santiam State Forest, Oregon, June 2014.
I just know he’ll win!!
"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills
Sand storm, it’s just a storm …. wait who turned off the light?
OMG THIS IS HORRIFYING
Well they say there is no such thing as bad publicity.
dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused
i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit
but that’s like, worst case scenario