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fleshprince:

this is a cool test that gives you an rpg class and there are 100 possible results check it out

14 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 26,226 notes

alvaroruso13:

when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell

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14 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 145,181 notes

risinyira:

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

We really don’t know how we function. Please help us.

14 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 84,068 notes
14 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 101,588 notes

8-alpha-leonis-8:

Today is my birthday and I was surprised by this Fullmetal Alchemist flamel cake of amazing.  The cake is red velvet and the filling is a coconut cream with real coconut shavings.  I cannot even begin to guess how much the whole thing weighs (as my food scale doesn’t go that high), but as you can see by the picture of the little wing piece on the scale, just that much is 483g (just over a pound)!  I admit I was crying a little inside when I cut into it because it was so awesome looking and I didn’t want to destroy it.  But then I wanted to eat cake so I was like, bye bye flamel.

14 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 240 notes

they’re just a bunch of kids

14 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 52,558 notes
piccoloverde:

similar posts here xx

piccoloverde:

similar posts here xx

14 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 22 notes

meladoodle:

australiansanta:

australiansanta:

what type of rock is a really good friend

an opal

rocks will be your only friends if you ever use this joke

14 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 87,457 notes

quiet-nymph:

I had the best day ever.

Opal Creek, Santiam State Forest, Oregon, June 2014.

14 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 3,779 notes
caffeine-crossing:

I just know he’ll win!!

caffeine-crossing:

I just know he’ll win!!

14 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 290 notes

whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

14 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 268,751 notes
sean-codyvevo:

bored-no-more:

Sand storm, it’s just a storm …. wait who turned off the light?

OMG THIS IS HORRIFYING

sean-codyvevo:

bored-no-more:

Sand storm, it’s just a storm …. wait who turned off the light?

OMG THIS IS HORRIFYING

14 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 84,246 notes
14 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 486 notes
avatarlegends:

Well they say there is no such thing as bad publicity.

avatarlegends:

Well they say there is no such thing as bad publicity.

14 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 1,165 notes

cubrone:

cubrone:

knightscrest:

dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit

but that’s like, worst case scenario

14 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 160,353 notes